ACCUMULATING PERIPHERALS


Hitchens Hitchens by mattsteinglass
June 12, 2007, 8:37 am
Filed under: Oddities

In which an attempt at a studied and judicious consideration of Paris Hilton drives him to the kind of apotheosis of unintentionally humiliating self-revelation previously reserved for the unreliable narrators of Nabokov novels. Hint: it contains the phrases “undressed and variously penetrated” and “lost girl”. Also, Hitch says he watched the sex tape, but didn’t enjoy it. Presumably this was after he smoked, but did not inhale.

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