I would watch the Oscars if… by mattsteinglass
February 20, 2009, 11:01 am
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…Heath Ledger showed up in drag as Melissa Leo, took Angelina Jolie hostage at knifepoint, forced Sumner Redstone to eat a DVD and then blew up the building. Or if there were a category for “Most Sanctimoniously Mediocre Picture About a Minority That Has Suffered Genuine Historical Discrimination” and “Milk” won.

The last time I watched the Oscars, Elliott Smith’s “Miss Misery” lost out for “Best Song” to that Canadian abomination who wrote the song from “Titanic”. The people I was watching it with cheered. I haven’t seen them since then, either.


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