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OMG NFW — Levi J on Sarah P by mattsteinglass

Levi Johnston: “Me and Mrs. Palin”: Vanity Fair | Vanity Fair.

This is good.

Sarah told me she had a great idea: we would keep it a secret—nobody would know that Bristol was pregnant. She told me that once Bristol had the baby she and Todd would adopt him.

But this is better.

Sarah was sad for a while. She walked around the house pouting. I had assumed she was going to go back to her job as governor, but a week or two after she got back she started talking about how nice it would be to quit and write a book or do a show and make “triple the money.” It was, to her, “not as hard.”

Sometimes I think if the health care bill doesn’t pass, we should just elect the lady president, then roll up the country, turn out the lights and call it a day.

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Cheney/Palin 2012: The Mayans were right.

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